Ted Cruz’s Chance to Look Presidential

By the looks of it, Ted Cruz is not going to fare well in New York on April 19. Coming off a huge win in Wisconsin, Cruz’s momentum will be stopped in a state where Donald Trump was always going to dominate. And of course, Cruz didn’t make it any easier for himself – Trump wasn’t in the state for ...

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White Guy Wins American Idol? Racism, Of Course

American Idol named their final winner on Thursday night, bringing an end to a singing competition that was once the hottest television show in the country. Recent years have not been kind to the talent show’s ratings; the original has been surpassed by knockoffs like NBC’s The Voice and America’s Got Talent. That heralded the end for Idol, but our ...

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Bernie Unleashed: Clinton Not “Qualified” to be President

The Democrats have been on their best behavior for the primaries, knowing they need to present a different show than the wild one raging on the other side. The debates have been cordial and polite. There have been moments of controversy, but they hardly match the kind of dirty politics we see in the Republican race. When Bernie Sanders interrupted ...

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Clinton: All Republicans Want to Punish Women for Abortions

Democrats came alive last week when Donald Trump, ill-prepared and under pressure, told Chris Matthews that women should be subject to “some form of punishment” for getting an illegal abortion. Never mind that there is no conceivable way that abortion would become illegal in the next four years. Never mind that no one was even talking about abortion in the ...

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Paul Ryan? They Wouldn’t Dare

If you were a betting man, you would be wise at this point to put your money on the Republicans having a contested convention. With Donald Trump (at press time) looking at a loss in Wisconsin, the path to 1,237 is looking increasingly doubtful for either him or Ted Cruz. John Kasich, of course, doesn’t even have a prayer. A ...

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Trump to Kasich: Time to Drop Out

Donald Trump, bruised after one of the most difficult weeks of his candidacy, said Sunday that Ohio Governor John Kasich should drop out of the race. Speaking to reporters in Milwaukee, Trump said that he had raised concerns about Kasich in a meeting with the RNC. “He’s taking my votes,” Trump said. He argued that without any path to a ...

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Liberal Writer to GOP: Be More Like Us

Catherine Rampell, writing for The Washington Post, is certain that she has the remedy for what ails the Republican Party. In an op-ed on Thursday, Rampell said that the much-ballyhooed “autopsy” report commissioned by the party after Mitt Romney lost in 2012 held all of the answers. It just so happens that the report – or at least the aspects ...

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Hillary-Tantrum: Clinton “Sick” of Bernie’s “Lying”

Hillary Clinton, clearly ready to forget about Bernie Sanders and turn her campaign’s attention towards Donald Trump and the Republican Party, let her temper get the best of her in New York on Thursday. As Clinton shook hands with supporters outside a rally, she was questioned by an environmental activist named Eva Resnick-Day. Resnick-Day complimented Clinton for addressing climate change ...

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Abortion Remarks Put Trump Back in Hot Water

Donald Trump supporters have learned to take the good with the bad. Contrary to what many non-supporters believe, Trump’s voters aren’t imbecilic sycophants who hang on every word that comes out of the frontrunner’s mouth. General statements about any group of voters are bound to fail under scrutiny, but Trump’s base is largely comprised of disgruntled Republicans who are sick ...

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Media Stunned as Trump Stands By Campaign Manager

Donald Trump’s campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski, was arrested and charged with misdemeanor battery on Tuesday. Lewandowski turned himself in to Jupiter, FL police, was charged, and given a court date of May 4th. The charge stems from an incident that occurred on March 8th, immediately following Trump’s much-discussed “QVC” press conference. Former Breitbart reporter Michelle Fields claims she approached Trump ...

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