2016: The Year the Primaries Were Revealed as a Sham

Abandoning even the pretense of a democratic process, Republican insiders and even one of the presidential contenders have begun to openly thumb their noses at the primary process. More determined than ever to keep Donald Trump from becoming the nominee, establishment Republicans are busy telling the American public that the party – not the voters – has the final say ...

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Clinton Looks Past Sanders to Trump

After destroying her socialist challenger in Florida, North Carolina, and Ohio on Tuesday, Hillary Clinton sounded like she was ready to be done with the primary process and the persistent, surprising threat of Senator Bernie Sanders. Speaking from her victory party in West Palm Beach, Clinton was hoarse but resolute. “We are moving closer to securing the Democratic Party nomination ...

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CA Governor: Trump Wins, We Build a Wall Around State

California Governor Jerry Brown said Monday that if Donald Trump became president in November, he would co-opt his idea of building a giant wall. Not, of course, to block the border with Mexico. “If Trump were ever elected, we’d have to build a wall around California to defend ourselves from the rest of this country,” Brown said at a dinner ...

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“Totally Joyful”: Writer Recounts Her Abortion

As the Supreme Court gets ready to decide whether Texas and other states have the right to place commonsense health restrictions on abortion clinics, liberal writers are jumping over one another to see who can promote this sick practice with the least regard for basic human ethics. At Fusion, a writer named Kristen Brown has taken the lead, describing her ...

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Florida Voters Switching Parties Ahead of Primaries

According to several Florida news outlets, there has been a considerable surge in the number of voters switching political affiliation ahead of Tuesday’s primaries. “We’ve generally been independents, but we feel our country is headed in the wrong direction,” a man named John Guarino told Fox 4. Guarino and his wife switched over to the Republican Party. That’s the trend ...

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EPA Spends $300,000 to “Change the Habits” of American Workers

The Environmental Protection Agency, not satisfied with the damage their regulations are doing to the nation’s fossil fuel industry, has awarded $300,000 in grant money to a tech company that will alert American office workers that they are using too much energy. The company, Lucid Design Group, is in the midst of developing technology that will track electricity and water ...

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Trump Stands By “Islam Hates Us” Assertion

Donald Trump is once again being accused of “bigotry” for comments he made in an interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper on Wednesday. “I think Islam hates us,” said the Republican frontrunner. “There’s something there…there is tremendous hatred there. We have to get to the bottom of it. There is an unbelievable amount of hatred for us–” “In Islam itself?” asked ...

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Obama: Don’t Blame Trump’s Rise on Me

In a joint press conference with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau on Thursday, President Obama denied any responsibility for the public sentiment that gave rise to Republican frontrunner Donald Trump. After telling reporters that he was willing to shoulder a certain amount of blame for failing to bridge the divide between himself and the public, he said that was as ...

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Super Tuesday 2: Time for Marco to Go?

Donald Trump (for the hundredth time) defied the prognosticators on Tuesday, winning three out of four states despite predictions that a bad debate performance and a KKK controversy would lead to his demise. Trump won Michigan, Mississippi, and Hawaii while losing Idaho to Senator Ted Cruz. Cruz came in second in Michigan and Mississippi, giving his campaign continued steam and ...

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The Clinton Sexism Police Warm Up for Fall

The Democratic debate on Sunday gave us a very tiny sneak preview of what we can expect from the general election if Hillary Clinton gets the nomination. Whether Clinton goes up against Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, or a random nominee of the RNC’s choosing, the media will gleefully pick apart every debate performance, every advertisement, and every candidate statement for ...

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