The Easy Three-Step Process of Liberalism

Behind the “government can do anything” tenet that allows the Democratic Party to go out and collect funds, there is a simpler constitution to the belief system that is liberalism. One of the reasons it has infected our modern-day culture to such an extent is that it is the lazy, cowardly approach to life. You don’t actually have to know anything to be a liberal. You don’t have to believe in anything that you can defend with facts. You don’t have to risk saying something that might draw frowns from your friends in the faculty lounge. You can simply relax, give in, and rest easy in the knowledge that you’ll be okay as long as you let your emotions be your guide.

Blame America. Blame the white man. Blame Christianity. Blame Republicans. Find a problem, pick a demon, smile smugly. The three-step process for becoming an unassailable liberal. And you can do it with almost anything. Come on, try it! It’ll be fun.

Find a problem: The attack on Charlie Hebdo.
Pick a demon: Well, let’s see. Islam?

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Sorry, you’ve already failed. You’ve been uninvited to next week’s funeral for Perdue chickens. You see, there is a method to the madness. The demon you choose must be from the Oppressor Quadrant. White, Christian, Republican, American. If none of the four apply, you’re treading into dangerous territory. Let’s try again.

Find a problem: The attack on Charlie Hebdo.
Pick a demon: Uh…white people?

Good enough! It’s not perfect; a liberal more entrenched in their politics might choose guns, the French, America’s support of Israel, hate speech, or any number of other non sequitur issues, but “white people” will do fine. France is roughly 85 percent white, so it’s inevitable that racism is rampant against brown Muslims. Enjoy your smug smile, and let’s try again.

Find a problem: Illegal immigration.

BUZZZZZZZZZ. C’mon, this is why liberals dominate higher education. You have to listen! Who is harmed by illegal immigration? America! Therefore, it’s not a real problem. Anything that harms America is a good thing. America is an evil institution, remember? Only open borders can return it to the splendor it once enjoyed when occupied by peaceful Native Americans.

Find a problem: Hmmm…er…income inequality?

Excellent! You’re getting it now. Pick a demon!


Correct! We would have also accepted “America,” “white people,” and “capitalism.” Okay, what else?

Hmmm, I guess we should

I’m going to stop you right there. The next step is to smile smugly. Relax. You’ve done everything you need to do. I can tell you were about to proffer a solution to the problem, but that’s completely unnecessary. As a liberal, you should generally confine yourself to naming problems and picking demons. Once you get into the tricky business of solving those problems, you’ll run up against liberal Kryptonite: REALITY. With a few years of liberal indoctrination (preferably achieved at one of America’s finest universities, but MSNBC will suffice in a pinch) you’ll be able to come up with some pie-in-the-sky “solutions.” If you have a majestic command of language, you’ll be able to use buzzwords and long-debunked statistics to make it sound as though you know what you’re talking about. For now, just stick with the basics. Pick and blame. You can’t go wrong.

It’s so much easier than actually having to think, isn’t it?



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  1. Proud US vet/American

    White America already knew this! Obama has made them the excuse for every problem in America today!
    So, but stating the known facts , what is your point?

  2. Q: Why on this planet would ANYONE who is Not a liberal even consider steps towards becoming a liberal ?

    Unless you and your personal core human values can have you sleep at night, then go ahead and become a murdering, thieving, lying, slut, whore, pig… then become a liberal.

    You may be living large and in charge while you’re on this earth, but you’ll answer to a higher power than you could ever imagine and end up living eternity in the worst possible way…

    So now it’s up to whoever would want to be associated with such and evil entity…. is this what you REALLY want to do ????? Unfortunately for far to many people, the answer is YES.

    So spend your time wisely LiberalRats because it won’t last forever like other things will ….. good luck !!!

  3. Logic is hard. Blanket accusations of racism are easy. Duh.

  4. hey liberals shove it where the sun don’t shine… if you can’t find it, bend over
    and shuve your head up it… you will find it then

  5. Liberalism is clearly a mental illness. It fits the definition of insanity.


    Isaiah 32:5-8King James Version (KJV)

    5 The vile person shall be no more called liberal, nor the churl said to be bountiful.

    6 For the vile person will speak villany, and his heart will work iniquity, to practise hypocrisy, and to utter error against the Lord, to make empty the soul of the hungry, and he will cause the drink of the thirsty to fail.

    7 The
    instruments also of the churl are evil: he deviseth wicked devices to
    destroy the poor with lying words, even when the needy speaketh right.

    8 But the liberal deviseth liberal things; and by liberal things shall he stand.

    King James Version (KJV)

    by Public Domain

    The Prophet Isaiah saw in a vision our Era and shortly afterwards. Presently Liberals and Misers [Churls] are speaking villany, and work iniquity, to practise hypocrisy, and to utter error against the Lord.

  7. Let the liberals keep thinking their delusional thoughts, it only hastens the demise of the liberal agenda and brings more of their base – the ones who are finally seeing the truth behind their rhetoric to the ranks of Conservatives voters. People are waking up to the fact that liberal “solutions” do more harm than good to our nation, our people and our economy so their solutions are based on lies, fabrications and their Gruber mentality that the American electorate is stupid, makes poor choices and only they can lead us to the promised land. A promised land where the US becomes a 3rd rate 3rd world 2 bit country of misery, no hope, no change and divided.

    February 17, 2008, reprint – Psychiatrist Confirms: Liberalism Is a Mental Disorder

    As a clinical and forensic psychiatrist, Lyle Rossiter has treated over 1,500 patients and examined over 2,700 civil and criminal cases. Turning his hand to political psychopathology, the author of The Liberal Mind: The Psychological Causes of Political Madness, has diagnosed an alarming percentage of the population as suffering from the grotesque form of mental derangement known by some as moonbattery

    The Liberal Mind is the first in-depth examination of the major political madness of our time: The radical left’s efforts to regulate the people from cradle to grave. To rescue us from our troubled lives, the liberal agenda recommends denial of personal responsibility, encourages self-pity and other-pity, fosters government dependency, promotes sexual indulgence, rationalizes violence, excuses financial obligation, justifies theft, ignores rudeness, prescribes complaining and blaming, denigrates marriage and the family, legalizes all abortion, defies religious and social tradition, declares inequality unjust, and rebels against the duties of citizenship. Through multiple entitlements to unearned goods, services and social status, the liberal politician promises to ensure everyone’s material welfare, provide for everyone’s healthcare, protect everyone’s self-esteem, correct everyone’s social and political disadvantage, educate every citizen, and eliminate all class distinctions. Radical liberalism thus assaults the foundations of civilized freedom. Given its irrational goals, coercive methods and historical failures, and given its perverse effects on character development, there can be no question of the radical agenda’s madness. Only an irrational agenda would advocate a systematic destruction of the foundations on which ordered liberty depends. Only an irrational man would want the state to run his life for him rather than create secure conditions in which he can run his own life. Only an irrational agenda would deliberately undermine the citizen’s growth to competence by having the state adopt him. Only irrational thinking would trade individual liberty for government coercion, sacrificing the pride of self-reliance for welfare dependency. Only a madman would look at a community of free people cooperating by choice and see a society of victims exploited by villains. [From The Liberal Mind; The Psychological Causes of Political Madness by Lyle H. Rossiter, Jr., MD]

  8. By Al from Chicago on August 1, 2009

    Format: Perfect Paperback Verified Purchase

    I’m a 35 year old “recovering” Liberal. In the past 4 years or so I discovered what conservatism actually was through stumbling upon authors such as Sowell and Hayek. It turns out that I have been a conservative my entire life, I just didn’t know it, because I didn’t know what conservatism actually was, and I didn’t recognize the folly of the Progressive ideology that was forced upon me from an early age.

    I agree with other reviewers that this book is dry and can be a stuggle to get through. The first 300 pages painstakingly build the foundation for the last few chapters. Basically the author reasons that Liberals, especially the hard Left, are projecting their childhood trauma upon the world of politics. The modern Liberal agenda is not compatible with liberty. Overall he makes a good case.

    I would not say that this is required reading or a book that would change the mind of a Liberal. I would say, however, that it is a worthwhile, interesting read and would make a good addition to any conservative collection.

    • Welcome to the world of Sanity and for becoming another positive voice in the socio-political culture war. While both sides are “armed” only those on the Right have SMART-bombs!

      You found the perfect “gateway” to Sanity: Reading Hayek, Sowell & others who brilliantly argue (or have argued) for pure libertarianism/conservatism, or as it’s also known, Classical Liberalism (yep, the lefties co-opted Liberalism and corrupted the meaning for their own depraved ways). In addition, much of what fuels the Tea Party movement comes from the sane ideology put forth in the writings of Hayek, Sowell & their like-minded peers.

      Basically, with a full understanding of what you read, all can be capsulized & condensed into this fine statement always espoused so eloquently by Judge Andrew (The Judge) Napolitano on FNC:

      “Government is Best, that Governs LEAST!”

      And I’ll end this here on those fine words!

      • WOW………….how appropriate
        HE’s a Muslim…..PERIOD, against the USA
        you can see it in his eyes, his facial expressions and body language
        sadly, the uninformed (ignorant) are not cognizant of his inner thinking
        but his words and actions especially lately are revealing his true nature
        It’s difficult (very) for him to say radical Islamic terrorists
        He knows our society and govt is based in civility, otherwise
        he would/should be removed as the pseudo president he is
        as perpetuating a fraud on the American people…us
        political correctness is Liberalism
        best regards, Joe T
        PS: the news conference today with the PM England was extremely revealing
        we get all the inside info on BHO…………………..ciao


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