Democrat Lawmaker Steps Down After Endorsing Trump for 2020

Only a week after sending waves of outrage throughout the Democratic Party, Georgia State Rep. Vernon Jones has announced that he will leave office effectively immediately. “Turn the lights off, I have left the plantation,” Jones said in a statement. “Someone else can occupy that suite. Therefore, I intend not to complete my term effective April 22, 2020. I intend ...

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Is Kim Jong Un Dead? Conflicting Reports From Global Intel Community

It takes huge news to break through the coronavirus headlines these days, so it was pretty shocking on Tuesday morning to see reports about North Korean leader Kim Jong Un’s health dominating the media. According to U.S. intelligence officials who spoke with CNN, the top levels of the U.S. government are monitoring reports that the reclusive dictator is in “grave ...

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Liberals Very Proud of New “Black, Gay, Immigrant, Disabled” Supreme Court Judge

It’s become a bit of sport to accuse left-wing pundits and politicians of caring more about a person’s “identity” than about their qualifications, intelligence, or accomplishments. But the thing is, as unfair as it may sometimes seem – as much of a strawman it sometimes feels like – it’s actually true! And they just prove it over and over again. ...

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Kooky Drew Barrymore: Earth is the “Unhappy Wife” of Mankind

Hollywood actress Drew Barrymore is hardly the only left-wing celebrity taking a certain morbid joy in the way the coronavirus is cleaning up air pollution in some countries, but she might have the most bizarre take on it. In a new blog post that we’re pretty sure would even have Greta Thunberg rolling her eyes, the former child star says ...

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New Jersey Gov.: Worrying About Bill of Rights “Above My Pay Grade”

In an extraordinary interview with Fox News’s Tucker Carlson on Wednesday night, New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy said that he didn’t concern himself with the Bill of Rights when imposing his stay-at-home orders on the citizens of the Garden State. Murphy, a Democrat, said that he was solely concerned with stopping the spread of the coronavirus, regardless of how that ...

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EPIC: Will Donald Trump Take Over the Rush Limbaugh Show?

According to a new story from The New York Times, President Donald Trump has expressed interest in doing a live radio show each day from the White House. According to insiders, Trump’s only reservation is that the show would put him in direct competition with radio legend Rush Limbaugh, to whom he bestowed the Presidential Medal of Freedom in February. ...

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CNN Stars Get Really, Really Upset Over Trump’s Latest Briefing

They just can’t resist the bait. No matter how many times President Trump plays the exact same gambit, the idiots at CNN fall for it every time. If presented with a choice between defending their non-existent honor and giving viewers some straight-up reporting of the news, they will go with the former without exception. And after President Trump threw a ...

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Shifty Adam Schiff Promises to Investigate Trump’s Coronavirus Response

After going through what was undoubtedly a rough period of depression and fame-withdrawal after his impeachment crusade came to an unceremonious end in the Senate, Rep. Adam Schiff saw in the coronavirus a chance to take one more bite at the apple. Schiff’s efforts to destroy Trump using the weaponry of the Russia hoax were unsuccessful, and his subsequent efforts ...

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Trump Says “We’re Going to Open Up Very Strong” When Shutdown is Over

Expressing optimism about the immediate future of the economy, President Trump said Thursday that he believed the U.S. would see a “big bounce” once the coronavirus pandemic shutdown was in the rearview mirror. At the daily coronavirus taskforce briefing, Trump said that even though things in the job force look grim now – 16.8 million Americans have reportedly filed for ...

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