Georgia Republicans: Disney Too Good for Our State, But Not For China

In fully-justified remarks this week, Republicans from Georgia released statements bashing Disney for their boycott of the state – a move that now seems painfully hypocritical given that the entertainment company filmed their new “Mulan” remarks in China. Last year, Disney said they would no longer shoot movies in Georgia due to a law that would ban abortion after a ...

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Reruns Already? Adam Schiff Says He Has a Whistleblower Against Trump

As we’ve learned from an exceedingly graphic Wikipedia article on the subject, there are those among us who get off on being humiliated publicly. Why were we looking at this article? Well, we were trying to figure out what exactly makes House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff tick. Is it a sexual kink? Does he enjoy the humiliation and embarrassment ...

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Academy Awards: Hold On, We’re Going Completely Woke!

We’re not sure the Oscars meant a whole lot before, but if they ever held any meaning whatsoever, that era is surely now over. Under pressure from Twitter hashtags (?!), the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced this week that future Best Picture selections would have less to do with artistic merit and more to do with wokeness. ...

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Labor Unions Plan Increased Strikes in the Name of Racial Justice

Leaders from some of the top labor unions in the country told the Associated Press this weekend that they are in talks to organize strikes, protests, and walkouts in the hopes of forcing elected officials to pass police reform laws and legislation that will bring “justice” to the oppressive, white supremacist land that we call the United States of America. ...

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San Fran Mayor: Pelosi is Busy Fighting a “Dictator” in the White House

Asked this weekend to comment on House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s decision to defy the city’s coronavirus restrictions to get her hair done at a local salon, San Francisco Mayor London Breed refused to criticize the California Democrat, instead suggesting that Pelosi’s ongoing fight against President Trump is far too important to be weighed down by such a minor controversy. Asked ...

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Pelosi Isn’t the First Democrat to Violate Her Own COVID Convictions

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi came under a lot of (justified) fire last week when she was caught breaking San Francisco’s coronavirus lockdown rules by visiting a local salon. Busted by the salon’s owner, who (we assume) went to the press with surveillance footage showing Pelosi strolling through the salon with wet hair and an unmasked face, the House Speaker was ...

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Joe Biden Delivers Confused Remarks on Kenosha and Portland

Joe Biden tentatively popped his head out of the basement this week to answer some questions from reporters and to announce that he’s taking a trip to Kenosha, Wisconsin in a blatant attempt to follow in President Trump’s footsteps. From the moment Biden opened his mouth, though, it became abundantly clear (again) why his handlers have been keeping him on ...

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