Sound the Alarm: Adam Schiff (Again) Calls for an Investigation

Congress’s very own Boy Who Cried Wolf is crying again. Everyone sit up and pay attention, because Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA) is calling for an investigation. We’re sure that there’s really something bad going on this time. How many times, after all, can one man be wrong? “Schiff, who chairs the House Intelligence Committee, used a New York Times article ...

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Report: Psychologists Expect Influx of Patients After Tuesday’s Election

New York City’s fragile collective mental stability is apparently nearing the breaking point. The New York Post reported this week that therapist in the Big Apple are preparing for “an avalanche of petrified patients” to descend on their offices after the election on Tuesday, no matter who actually wins the contest. “I’ve never seen anything like this in terms of ...

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“It’s Not An Accurate Count”: Michael Moore Doesn’t Believe the Polls

Few on the left thought that Donald Trump had the slightest chance against Hillary Clinton going into Election Day 2016. One who did, however, was documentary filmmaker Michael Moore. He warned everyone who would listen that Hillary’s supposed lead over Trump was a poll-driven mirage that did not match what he was seeing in his home state of Michigan. Pundits, ...

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“Liar and a Coward”: Trump Administration Reacts to Anonymous’s Coming-Out Party

With much ballyhoo on Wednesday, the man formerly known as Anonymous came out of the shadows to reveal himself as former Department of Homeland Security official Miles Taylor. The revelation, met with a funny mixture of eye-rolling and scathing criticism, was something of an anti-climax after two years of rampant speculation. Then again, this guy – hidden as he was ...

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NeverTrumpers Release Hilarious Ad About Trump, the Dictator

The Lincoln Project has prided itself in trolling President Donald Trump with their well-produced, slick, humorous videos trashing him. The collection of NeverTrumpers have won plaudits from the mainstream media – the only goal we can see behind this effort. But while we can argue whether or not any of their previous ad campaigns have landed on the target or ...

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Man Dressed As Woman Wants to Compete in Toronto Beauty Pageant

Transgender troll Jessica Yaniv is back at it again. Last heard from when he was filing suit against Canadian salons for refusing to wax his (male) genitalia, Yaniv is now filing a human rights complaint against Canada Galaxy Pageants because they don’t want him in their beauty contest. “Yaniv, who is transgender with male genitals, was initially accepted into the ...

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Chelsea Handler on Trump-Voting 50 Cent: “I Had To Remind Him” He’s Black

Chelsea Handler, the so-called comedian, has been obsessed with racial politics over the last few years. In a move towards wokeness that culminated in the embarrassing documentary, “Hello, Privilege, It’s Me, Chelsea,” in which she went around and prostrated herself in front of black people around the country, Handler has been on a mission to prove that she is the ...

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NPR Says Flat-Out That They Won’t Cover Hunter Biden Laptop Story

Critics were calling to defund National Public Radio after the editor of the taxpayer-funded network admitted Thursday that they were not reporting on the Hunter Biden laptop story…and that they have no intention of doing so in the future. “Why haven’t you seen any stories from NPR about the NY Post’s Hunter Biden story? Read more in this week’s newsletter,” ...

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